please, i implore you, don’t make the mistake my mother (grandma broccoli) did…take a few seconds before buying, and listen to the talking toys you give as gifts.
tomorrow i’m off to visit my brother and his family in alaska. the disturbing monkey will be coming with me, and will meet an untimely end sometime during the trip. i’ll take any ideas you have for how it should die.
(btw…this amorous toy monkey was purchased by the same woman who sent maddy the most terrifying toy of all-time. read about it here. once again, thanks, mom).
